if you're a fat, boring, outta work, lazy, good for nuthin, deadbeat slob with uncontrollable gas and an exceptionally high sex drive, then please shoot me a line. Oh, you must be happily married with no intentions of leaving your wife. This is to ensure I'll be used and the relationship will go nowhere. Please make sure that every word that comes out of your mouth is a lie. It only enhances your other fine qualities. Operators are standing by. Please call now! [B][/B][COLOR deeppink][/COLOR] DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT THE "Questions & Answers" SECTION. YOU'LL LOVE IT!! IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU HAVE TIME ON YOUR HANDS. My idea person would not be over 4 feet tall, and not weigh under 350 lbs. He must have at least 300 pictures of his dick on his profile. Cumming and going. ALSO, I'M NOT HERE FOR ANY OF THAT "SEX" CRAP. IF I WANTED THAT, I'D HAVE JOINED ONE OF THOSE DAD-BLAME SEX SITES.

Mi persona ideal: On a serious note, I'm not looking for anything serious. Just some fun for as long as it lasts.

New pictures coming soon. They might be of me this time!.......

¿Cuáles son tus cantantes o grupos favoritos?:
the kenosha kickers

¿Qué tipo de actividades sexuales te calientan?:
Urolagnia (Uso de líquidos/Orina), Azotes, Fisting, Needlepoint, Checkers

¿Qué factores te son los mas importantes a la hora de buscar un compañero sexual?:
His income

¿Has fantaseado sobre el hecho de tener sexo con una celebridad? ¿Quién? ¿Qué es lo que te calienta sobre ellos?:
I AM a celebrity!

¿Has tenido cibersexo alguna vez?:
De ninguna manera. Solamente quiero piel sobre piel.

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