Smart, surly, sarcastic, single, funny, nerdy, BAMF'n lady looking to get laid up, down, left, right and every way in between. Some lovely gentlemen have helped me dip my toes into the pool...now I'm looking to jump in. Don't get me wrong, I'm loving the fun, but I want more than vanilla. I've taught myself how to squirt (see videos for proof! I'm very proud!), my new goal is to become a master deepthroat artist (I need lots of practice), find well-endowed men to fill me up, anal play for both of us (don't worry, I won't hurt you...unless you want me to), lots of cum (yours, mine, hers, his...wasting is a sin), maybe a bit of BDSM (I have a Dom streak by nature, but can flip to Sub to a certain extent), a sexy woman to sit on my face, double penetration, triple penetration, couples or more...the possibilities are endless. Why not? Just ask. Things I won't do: Call you Daddy (weird, go to therapy), be a Sub to the point of shaming or public humiliation (way too mouthy and Dom for that shit), talk to you if I get a creeper vibe, be tied up or blindfolded (sorry, don't know you like that), fuck you in a furry costume, give you my real information, or answer you if your grammar sucks. Yes, that's an actual turn-off. Learn how to fucking type a comprehensive sentence if you're trying to get your dick wet. I work crazy hours and have frequent commitments, so I'm not always easily available. I'll do my best, though, to accommodate. I'm in it to win it, baby. I can't host, unfortunately; I have a roommate. So, your place or, why not trash a hotel room? My request is no cheaters, please. I'm not looking to be a home wrecker. I don't play unless you're unattached or you're both participants.

Mi persona ideal: NSA or FWB. Disease free, Funny, Open-minded, creative, likes a bigger girl (I was built to fuck), smart, Lady/Manscaped, hygienic, not a douche bag.

Please, no cheaters. Read: I DO NOT NEED TO BE MURDERED BY YOUR WIFE WITH A TIRE IRON. I'm a Baltimore girl. I've watched bitches chase other bitches down the street with their heels and worse. No thanks. I'm not that great of a runner.

Chat me if you know how to type and are looking to get into some dirty trouble.

Don't chat me if you want a relationship. I don't want one, other than FWB. I'm not your girlfriend. Isn't that nice? You don't have to buy me a goddamn thing. Let's just fuck and share some mutual pleasure.

By the way, condoms are non-negotiable. I don't need a weird STD or kid, thank you.

Thanks for reading. Can't wait to play with you and love on you, Lovers.

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¿Cuáles son tus cantantes o grupos favoritos?:
Depends on my mood. Wilco, Modest Mouse, Kate Nash, a million
others.

¿Qué tipo de actividades sexuales te calientan?:
Dar sexo oral, Recibir sexo oral, Sexo anal, Juguetes (vibradores/dildos/etc.), Beso negro, Fetiches, Bondage ligero, Cera de velas, Azotes, Tríos, Esclavo/Máster, Masturbaición mutua, Filmar "Películas" caseras, Participar en fotografía erótica, Voyeurismo, Esposas/grilletes, Tortura de pezones/senos, cepos, etc., Cuero, Látex, Masajes, Hardcore penetration

¿Qué factores te son los mas importantes a la hora de buscar un compañero sexual?:
Experiencia sexual, Atracción física, Fetiches iguales/parecidos, Experiencia en cierto rol (activo/pasivo; amo/esclavo), Habilidad para ser discreto, Abierto a los tríos y/o orgías, Apetito sexual, Libre disposición a discutir y probar lo que sea, Conforme a un compromiso de relaciones sexuales abiertas, Nivel de creatividad/perversidad, Intelligence; sense of humor

¿Has fantaseado sobre el hecho de tener sexo con una celebridad? ¿Quién? ¿Qué es lo que te calienta sobre ellos?:
Trent Reznor forever. Jon Hamm. I have a thing for tall and
dark. <br><br>
I don't usually go for blondes, but Goddamn, Alexander
Skarsgard. <br><br>
Aubrey Plaza for the ladies. I love a hot woman that's
weird with a sense of humor.

¿Has tenido cibersexo alguna vez?:
Lo he intentado pero no es lo mismo.

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