A large shrek like creature found in nature and adapted to society. Actually I am a regular guy whose a workaholic. Its true, I am addicted to workahol. I'm fluent in sarcasm. May be my primary language. I like to have a good time, laughing. I am a big shrek like guy. Covered in padding (padded steel like a goalpost). Let's face it my only chance of losing 15 pounds right now is if I went to a British casino. Go ahead and ask me anything.

Mi persona ideal: Not yet sure. Probably a FWB that is about the f part as well. Shoot if only a texting penpal comes from this so be it. Someone who loves dogs and laugh...and pizza....maybe some good times with benefits. I am not a bragger like guys on here. Just good at getting things done with above average length and girth. Oh shouldn't have to say this but no couples, no men, or men who dress in drag, if ya gotta wiener I am just plain NOT INTERESTED!